Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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