But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Randomize
