We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
