I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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