Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
NoShamevember. You game?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
