she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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