he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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