He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
My liver just had a heart attack.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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