walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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