I just pynch a tree in the face
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
