Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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