So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
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