If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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