I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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