How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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