I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I had to cum in my sink.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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