Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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