I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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