it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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