Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I've blown a few things in my day
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
