history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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