Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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