I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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