FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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