his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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