I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
