We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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