I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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