Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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