Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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