what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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