Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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