How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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