so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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