I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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