Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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