Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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