your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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