Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
he's single and there are thong briefs.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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