'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
