I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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