My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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