dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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