Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
