I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
