You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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