You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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