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(647): View more from Ontario

a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.

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(707): View more from California

i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.

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(678): View more from Georgia

it's not cheating when I paid for it

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(914): View more from New York

Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right

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(253): View more from Washington

she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie

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(206): View more from Washington

You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.

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(775): View more from Nevada

You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass

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(773): View more from Illinois

I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.

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(315): View more from New York

She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking

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