She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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