My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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