Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
