Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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