Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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