And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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