you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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