Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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