I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Everyone says I win the strip club
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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