You really coming over, don't trick.
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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