I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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