Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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